|Chocolate Chunk Dessert in Food Processor Cup|
Ice cream. My absolute most favorite. My culture's favorite food (some people think it's green jello - sick!)
Make it with chocolate and nuts, and I'm helplessly addicted.
Now I live in the state with the highest per capita ice cream consumption in the world. We have lots of dairy farmers and their families around where I live, so there's plenty of reinforcement.
I also live close enough to two hospitals to hear when the medevac helicopters take off, and when I hear 'em I think, "Yep, likely another ice cream lover."
In that medevac helicopter was me, six years ago.
So here's the dead-honest great ice cream substitute that keeps me alive:
- 2 frozen bananas (you can substitute non-frozen bananas and a few ice cubes, but you may need less of the soy or other milk below)
- 2 heaping teaspoons baking cocoa powder (not hot cocoa powder)
- 3 heaping teaspoons ground flax, straight from the freezer, or ground chia seeds
- 1 packed cup cold spinach (or other greens)
- Enough soy, almond, cashew or other non-cow milk to make it blendable to a creamy-but-not-runny state
- 4-5 tablespoons assorted nuts and seeds (the dessert in the picture has walnuts, almonds, cashews, sunflower seeds and coconut)
- 1/2 cup celery chunks (celery diced into approximate 1/4" chunks)
Add the cocoa powder, ground flax and spinach. Add enough cashew or other milk to make it cold, thick and creamy, but never runny, and blend until it's smooth. Make a mistake and you've got a chocolate milkshake (no great loss!).
Add the nuts, seeds and celery chunks. Don't blend these, stir them in by hand until it's all evenly mixed and everything is coated, creamy-cold and chocolatey.
The last step, very important, is to relish every bite, while you contemplate the pleasure of something so delicious and healthy. You may choose to recite to yourself the following facts: Cocoa powder has the highest antioxidant content of any food. Spinach is a highest nutrient-value leafy green food. Celery is the way to double your crunch, making the nuts seem like there's two or three times as much as there really are while adding another healthy green to the mix. And the nuts and ground flax or chia are the healthiest of the necessary oils in your diet.
At least that's what I do.
And this morning, after eating this last night, I got up and weighed in at a new all-time low of 162.3 lbs.
I never in my wildest dreams thought I could ever weigh that little, or walk 3+ miles as fast as I did this morning without a trace of chest pain/pressure/angina.
Thanks, Dr. Fuhrman.